Health Care Reform Lies - Laughing at the Morons · 857 days ago
I like the way Congressman Tiahrt just talks through the burst of laughter, like any talking head:
— Guido Veloce
The Presidential Hamburger and the Idiocy of American Conservatives · 994 days ago
So, the president walks into a burger joint and orders a burger. He wants a mustard that tastes more than just “yellow” so he orders “a spicy mustard, maybe a Dijon mustard or something like that…” according to Epi-log
Next thing you know, conservative buzzards are all over him. About the mustard. Yes, some of these jackasses want to make sugared tomatoes (ketchup to you) obligatory for all Americans ordering hamburgers in restaurants.
So much for smaller government.
Why is everything that tastes good (or has any taste at all) “elitist” to these morons?
— Guido Veloce
Ryanair: Driving Down The Cost of Air Travel One Turd at a Time · 1058 days ago
Evidently, Ryanair is so intent on charging to tinkle they’ve started negotiations with Boeing to make a door that operates only when a credit card is slid through a slot.
So, how do you think this is going to look on your credit card? Are they going to have a keypad below the slot and ask you which you’re planning to do in there, 1 or 2? Perhaps 3. You have to make allowances for the mile high club. Are there different charges for each?
I trust Boeing engineers to make a toilet door impervious to the desires of card-free peers. Maybe Ryanair will have a guy going through steerage with a plastic cup for the poor. No doubt they’d sell the resulting liquid to athletes looking for a little dilution solution to their steroid-tinkle.
Now that would drive down the cost of flying—and help athletes do what we expect of them, namely the humanly improbable.
Ryanair chief says he’s serious about pay toilets
— Guido Veloce
Upper-Income Taxpayers Are Idiots · 1060 days ago
President Barack Obama’s tax proposal – which promises to increase taxes for those families with incomes of $250,000 or more — has some Americans brainstorming ways to decrease their pay, even if it’s just by a dollar. ~ Upper-Income Taxpayers Look for Ways to Sidestep Obama Tax-Hike Plan
Well, good, that ought to make them more “productive.”
The mantra is repeated word for word by each and every one of these overcompensated assholes who need bail outs and government hand outs. “Why kill yourself working if you’re going to give it all away to people who aren’t working as hard?”
Um, well, I’ll take a crack at it. Does a corporate executive making 10 million bucks really work 600 times harder at running his company into bankruptcy than a guy flipping burgers for a living at minimum wage?
When you rich jerks can answer that one honestly, then you’re on the way to curing your mental illness.
— Guido Veloce
Conservatives Sure Love Their Smut · 1064 days ago
States where a majority of residents agreed with the statement “I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage,” bought 3.6 more subscriptions per thousand people than states where a majority disagreed. A similar difference emerged for the statement “AIDS might be God’s punishment for immoral sexual behaviour.” ~ Porn in the USA: Conservatives are biggest consumers
Whatever data you use, you’ll find that folks who hate the idea of other people makin’ love, love seein’ other folks humping away on stained couches for money.
Of course, porn is part of “old-fashioned values”. When the Romans found a way to mass produce oil lamps, they turned out a whole lot of pornographic ones, with the humpers and humpees raised up in hard clay for that tactile titillation.
Scary what modern folks these days can do with a whole buncha credit card data from heaven knows where though.
— Guido Veloce
