The Hidden Menace of Pantyhose - Think of the Children! · Jul 23, 05:30 PM
It turns out that someone has been leaving pantyhose—worn and un—near a school bus stop in Milford, Mass.
Residents take them home. Then new ones show up.
Resident Laurie Warich told the Milford Daily News she picked up 43 pairs in one day.
Prolific bugger.
But then, ms. Warich said something odd.
weird, it’s odd, it’s scary for the kids.
What doesn’t scare kids these days? Back in the old days, we kids saw, say a breast, and it wasn’t like it was earth shattering, you know? We saw garter belts even, holding up stockings. We didn’t turn into pudding.
Kids today….
And how did they know if the pantyhose were worn? I suspect they sniffed them. So was it a manly scent? Oh, now it’s scary, eh?
Perverts.
‘Pantyhose Bandit’ causes sheer annoyance in Mass.— Guido Veloce
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