Ryanair: Driving Down The Cost of Air Travel One Turd at a Time · Mar 5, 05:32 PM
Evidently, Ryanair is so intent on charging to tinkle they’ve started negotiations with Boeing to make a door that operates only when a credit card is slid through a slot.
So, how do you think this is going to look on your credit card? Are they going to have a keypad below the slot and ask you which you’re planning to do in there, 1 or 2? Perhaps 3. You have to make allowances for the mile high club. Are there different charges for each?
I trust Boeing engineers to make a toilet door impervious to the desires of card-free peers. Maybe Ryanair will have a guy going through steerage with a plastic cup for the poor. No doubt they’d sell the resulting liquid to athletes looking for a little dilution solution to their steroid-tinkle.
Now that would drive down the cost of flying—and help athletes do what we expect of them, namely the humanly improbable.
Ryanair chief says he’s serious about pay toilets
— Guido Veloce
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