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The Presidential Hamburger and the Idiocy of American Conservatives · May 8, 12:08 PM

So, the president walks into a burger joint and orders a burger. He wants a mustard that tastes more than just “yellow” so he orders “a spicy mustard, maybe a Dijon mustard or something like that…” according to Epi-log

Next thing you know, conservative buzzards are all over him. About the mustard. Yes, some of these jackasses want to make sugared tomatoes (ketchup to you) obligatory for all Americans ordering hamburgers in restaurants.

So much for smaller government.

Why is everything that tastes good (or has any taste at all) “elitist” to these morons?

— Guido Veloce

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